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Post by lisa on Jan 29, 2009 8:41:50 GMT -5
Today I'm just hating 'twats'. Particularly life's eternal victim-type twats. Woe is me-type twats. Look how shit my life is-type twats.
But I'm not prepared to take responsibility for anything-type twats.
(note for balance I have also added to the Things I Love thread)
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Post by bigdaddyostrich on Jan 29, 2009 10:41:47 GMT -5
People who ask questions about what's going to happen while watching a film, and also need to vocalise every thought they have in their head! "Oh! He's gay!" "oh, he's not gay" "he's going to fall in love with her" "why do they wear all the scary make up?" "so is he gay then?" "Oh, she's twigged" "Nazis breathe from their stomachs too. It's really strange." "Oh! It's so sad! Just get out of there and get married!" "ouch. ouch. That has to hurt, that has got to hurt" AAAAARGH! Can you guess which film it was? Conan the Barbarian?
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Post by Porcupine on Jan 29, 2009 11:43:09 GMT -5
Today I'm just hating 'twats'. Particularly life's eternal victim-type twats. Woe is me-type twats. Look how shit my life is-type twats. But I'm not prepared to take responsibility for anything-type twats. This sort? Someone's got it in for me I don't want your sympathy Life just never turned out how I wanted it to Could have been a shooting star Should have made it past the bar Would have been a winner if I ever got that far What a state I'm in My self-pitying Here's another victim Singing suffering If only I had made the grade Been more loved, been less afraid I only I had scored the goal Got the girl, or even played What a state I'm in My self-pitying Here's another victim Singing suffering Just let it fall away......
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Post by Porcupine on Jan 29, 2009 11:46:41 GMT -5
Today my vote mainly goes to ex-es who mess with your mind (or the minds of your friends) Can I add to that, ex-es that get articles written about them in the Daily Fascist Mail and then everyone rings you up to tell you about it so you have to ring said ex up and tell him what a twat he is? As well as making you have to buy the damn paper to read it.
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Post by UnkArl on Jan 29, 2009 12:00:04 GMT -5
Today I'm just hating 'twats'. Particularly life's eternal victim-type twats. Woe is me-type twats. Look how shit my life is-type twats. But I'm not prepared to take responsibility for anything-type twats. sounds like someone I know well
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Post by bigdaddyostrich on Jan 29, 2009 16:56:59 GMT -5
Corked wine
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Post by lisa on Jan 30, 2009 8:57:46 GMT -5
Edith Bowman.
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Post by Johnny Yen on Jan 30, 2009 17:25:22 GMT -5
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Post by UnkArl on Jan 30, 2009 17:59:01 GMT -5
being nice and warm in bed but still having FREEZING feet - what is that all about...
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Post by Porcupine on Jan 31, 2009 4:41:43 GMT -5
Getting old.... you'll have to invest in bedsocks! Maybe there's a market for James bedsocks? Called 'This bed is on fire...'
I'll get me coat
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Post by bigdaddyostrich on Jan 31, 2009 6:55:22 GMT -5
Getting old.... you'll have to invest in bedsocks! Maybe there's a market for James bedsocks? Called 'This bed is on fire...' I'll get me coat Perhaps that's what the Kings Of Leon were on about
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Post by volumedistorted on Jan 31, 2009 11:24:10 GMT -5
Getting old.... you'll have to invest in bedsocks! Maybe there's a market for James bedsocks? Called 'This bed is on fire...' I'll get me coat Perhaps that's what the Kings Of Leon were on about Dont start that: I've already spoiled that song for myself by always singing 'Yer Kecks's on fire'. and now it's pants ;D cos all I see when it's played is some insane backdraght, fart lighting incident
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Post by UnkArl on Feb 4, 2009 6:02:30 GMT -5
how much my head hurts right now...
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Post by lisa on Feb 12, 2009 6:12:17 GMT -5
1. A sleepless night full of toothache 2. Taking "too much" Ibroprufen and feeling dizzy 3. Having to get an emergency dentist appt in Bristol 4. Paying £92 for an xray and appointment 5. Having to go back at lunch time for emergency root canal treatment 6. Feeling 'special' due to an anaesthetised half-of-face 7. Spending over £300 in one morning on things that are not fun. However, this is for Su: I walked PAST the fag shop between St Augustine's parade and Queen Square after all that ;D
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Post by stewart on Feb 13, 2009 4:14:32 GMT -5
1. A sleepless night full of toothache 2. Taking "too much" Ibroprufen and feeling dizzy 3. Having to get an emergency dentist appt in Bristol 4. Paying £92 for an xray and appointment 5. Having to go back at lunch time for emergency root canal treatment 6. Feeling 'special' due to an anaesthetised half-of-face 7. Spending over £300 in one morning on things that are not fun. However, this is for Su: I walked PAST the fag shop between St Augustine's parade and Queen Square after all that ;D to be fair I'm sure drool and ciggys do not a good combination make.
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