At work last Wednesday.

[brotherofjesus]

I was talking to 2 workmates.........

me: "I'm going to see James next week"

kenny: "james who?" *confused look on face*

me: "norrie, I just told kenny i'm going to see James and he said 'James who?'"

me & norrie: lol.

kenny: *even more confused look on face*

norrie: "oh sit down, oh sit down"

kenny: *clueless*

me: "but she only comes"

norrie "when she's on top"

kenny: *bewildered*

I suppose you had to be there........it was funny. ;D

[chris815]

I've done it again tonight... was chatting to a guy in work who looked about 21 or so from Kent, Said I was going to V as he mentioned Reading and stuck James into the conversation... he was like, James, who are James? Gave him the chorus for Sit Down.... he sings the rest of it and goes 'Oh yeah, I love that song'

[brotherofjesus]

Big brother told me this one.....

Big brother : "I'm going to see James next week".

Workmate : "You have been into james for years, haven't you".

Big brother : "Yes, i have".

Workmate : "oh come down, oh come down"

Big brother : "No, that's the price is right, ya f*nny"

well, it made me laugh.

[blademan]

My brother (who is a proper U2 freak) talking to a new work colleague from Holland last week;

Bro 'So mate, what music are you into?'

Holland 'I like U2 But there not my favourite every band'

Bro 'Get in! I love U2..... who could possibly beat them?'

Holland 'My favourite ever band are James.

Bro 'Really? our J is a mega fan of them..... but U2 are better.' (starts to sing) 'Even better than the real thing....'

Holland (starts to sing) 'Some ti ha hi ha himes....'

Bro 'she moves, in mysterious ways....' (both singing now)

Holland 'I look deep into your eyes and.....'

Bro 'With or without you.....'

Holland 'See your soooo hooo hooooo oooo hole'

Bro 'Where the streets have no name....'

Holland 'Some ti ha hi ha himes........' (Holland carries on singing in his broken English for several minuets until;

Bro 'f**K OFF!' and walks away.

BRO MY GOOD MAN..... YOU SHOULD KNOW, YOU CAN NOT STOP THE PASSION OF A JAMES FAN!

[lisa]

I like the way you refer to him as 'Holland'! ;D

Once again, Blademan cracks me up.

[blademan]

he he.... what with all this 'ruining' you and 'cracking you up', you will soon need therapy, don't worry, you can use my therapist.

[lisa]

It really isnt that bad Blade-o. Just made me laugh.

Saw your lot on Soccer AM this morning too ;D

[blademan]

Watched A sketch on that once which showed this reporter talking to someone.....

'So madame, for fifty quid, finish this sentence.....''sheffield monday, sheffield tuesday, sheffield?'

'Erm, wednesday?'

'Don't be stupid woman! sheffield united!'

[askme]

Mother-in-law: "I believe you're off to see James this week"

Me: (breathlessly) "Oh yeah!"

M-i-L: "I used to love James"

Me: OPEN-MOUTHED STARE

M-i-L: *smiling*

Me: "Really??"

M-i-L: "Years ago, yes"

Me: *boring* "Well, I got into them 22 years ago, and then they split in 2001 and now they've reformed and I'm so excited and...."

M-i-L: blank look

Me: I begin to think that perhaps she didn't mean our James. I leave it there

[honestjoe07]

ok this has to be said as im fuming! had a conversation just then with little annoying shit in our work called Marty aka The Pellow (Marty Pellow)

They (Unbelievers) said so how was Glasgee and what was the highlight.

Me .... Seeing James 2 times what else??

Pellow: what you went to see them twice?

Me: no silly i went to see them three times, i went to dublin two.

Pellow: your insane

me: yep but im not 4ft nothing and ginger ;D

The Others: What does he sing?

Me: Him? Wash your dirty mouths people

Pellow: Sit Down, I had the album but its not anything like that song its the only good thing on it the rest is tuneless.

Me: yep and that song is frowned upon..... just like you!

Pellow: No need to get bitchy...

me: This isnt me bitchy if i was being bitchy i'd have scrabbed you by now!

and so it continued!

Honest

[coolmachine]

"What does he sing?"

I've had that one. It has ruined quite a few of my friendships, as people very quickly decide they don't want to risk offending such a mad person again.