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Post by goldmother on Aug 21, 2007 7:14:41 GMT -5
My fucking washing machine has just broken down. It is full of water and washing, the water is refusing to drain out (even when I asked nicely) and as such I can't open the door to get the washing out. GRRRRRR!!!! I hate real life, I want to forget about it all and go off to a James gig. Oh I can't, there bloody aren't any. I shall GGGRRRRRRR!!! again then
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Post by lisa on Aug 21, 2007 7:17:26 GMT -5
This very same thing happened to me two years ago. I booted it and it drained. But then it wouldnt fill up again, so my mate Simon fixed it. Then it broke, I got cross so my Dad bought me a new one. It's silver and matches my kitchen. ;D Fucking washing machines.
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Post by goldmother on Aug 21, 2007 7:23:42 GMT -5
washing machines are bastards
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Post by lisa on Aug 21, 2007 7:24:17 GMT -5
washing machines are effing bastards
Try giving it the boot.
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Post by goldmother on Aug 21, 2007 7:25:31 GMT -5
I tried the boot whilst calling it a bastard cunting washing machine. It didn't make any difference.
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Post by lisa on Aug 21, 2007 7:26:45 GMT -5
I like the word cunting.
Maybe I have a special boot?
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Post by goldmother on Aug 21, 2007 7:28:50 GMT -5
Perhaps you do. I did ask it nicely though as well. Still no joy. I think it may be dead. I have a dead washing machine in my house. Should I call the police? Prepare the kids for bereavement counselling?
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Post by lisa on Aug 21, 2007 7:30:16 GMT -5
The boot I used to hoof mine (from memory) was a navy Kickers one - right foot.
The po-leeeeese in Nottingham are far to busy sorting out gang warfare.
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Post by goldmother on Aug 21, 2007 7:32:15 GMT -5
Ahh no navy kickers, thats where I'm going wrong. I used some rather nice new fly boots that I got from TK Maxx last week. As for the police, I shan't bother, I shall just dispose of the body myself.
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Post by lisa on Aug 21, 2007 7:33:01 GMT -5
Fly?
As in 'fly for a white guy'?
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Post by goldmother on Aug 21, 2007 7:36:00 GMT -5
No Lisa, No. They are branded fly and have a picture of a fly on the heel. Too fly for a welsh girl possibly.... I'm getting another second hand washing machine as soon as my Mum moves house. I must be going up in the world, the last (dead) washing machine was 15 years old and belonged to my Grandma. Now I get my Mum's cast offs WOOOOOO!!!!
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Post by lisa on Aug 21, 2007 7:38:05 GMT -5
Ah, I forgot the east midlands (ish) is at the cutting edge of fashion.
Cast offs? Welsh girls just have daddies that buy them new ones ;D
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Post by goldmother on Aug 21, 2007 7:45:43 GMT -5
My Dad absolved all responsibility towards me when I got married.
The moral of the tale: don't get married if you want your Dad to buy you a new washing machine, or else marry someone rich enough to buy you a new one.
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Post by lisa on Aug 21, 2007 7:48:15 GMT -5
As always, your words are wise. Unlike your footwear
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Post by goldmother on Aug 21, 2007 7:49:58 GMT -5
What's wrong with my footwear? You haven't even seen my new boots!
I am wise though, and a wise old girl like me would not buy a bad pair of boots.
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