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Post by lisa on Sept 26, 2008 16:59:18 GMT -5
No. I had the misfortune to hear their new single this morning - it's very much the same as the last but slightly more shit.
The next one will sound like this one too, only slightly more shit. I have extrapolated previous levels of shit using the previous history of shit. And I can confirm that my results show they're gonna get a whole lot shitter ;D
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Post by sandra on Sept 26, 2008 19:13:48 GMT -5
Let's hope the Kaiser Cunts do a tie up with Ryanair and on the maiden flight, Osama takes the lot out. much better rant, who else would qualify? can we put the hoosiers in there too? |
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Post by oneofthethree on Sept 27, 2008 3:58:57 GMT -5
yes. steven gerrard, ashley cole, simon cowell, bono, gary glitter, cast, alex salmond, john terry and the guy in front of me in the queue in Smiths at Heathrow this morning.
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Post by Johnny Yen on Sept 27, 2008 4:46:05 GMT -5
On a football theme, Rafa Benitez, and Steven Gerrard. Who kept Barry? Ha Ha Ha., Tossers.
Leaping back to Music, Joining the Hoosiers and Scouting for Girls, and Toploader in my Hate Pile today, are .....The Feeling.
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Post by oneofthethree on Sept 27, 2008 19:55:46 GMT -5
no, no, no keep benitez. he's done a great job for liverpool so far.
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Post by Johnny Yen on Sept 28, 2008 12:06:04 GMT -5
Today, I would like add Snow Patrol to the list.
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Post by FB2812 on Sept 28, 2008 12:42:11 GMT -5
Today, i would like to add my beloved or no so beloved football team Spurs and probably add them next week next month but hopefully not all season otherwise i will be watching them in the lower leagues next year  . No piss taking please as im full of the flu and have just seen ex-spurs player score against us so feeling pretty shitty as it happens roll on December Tour. |
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Post by chris815 on Sept 28, 2008 15:18:28 GMT -5
Today, I would like add Snow Patrol to the list. OBJECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not a bloody chance!!! Damn good band pre Eyes Open! |
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Post by lisa on Sept 28, 2008 15:25:28 GMT -5
Today I am adding: George Foreman grills, more specifically, the cleaning of them Religious door-to-door people. Now, I'm openly agnostic but choose not to disturb my neighbours by trying to get them to buy into my indecisiveness. I have nothing against believers or non-believers, but, like I say to Anglian Windows, tell someone else about it. So, there I am, enjoying my Saturday afternoon kip when my door gets hammered. I open it: Lisa: Yes? One of the two boys: Hi how are you? Lisa: Yes? *clocks the something Church of Jesus Christ badges* Boy #1: Have you got time to talk to us? Lisa: Depends what about.. Boy#1: Jesus Lisa: No. Boy#1: Do you believe in Jesus? Lisa: Not entirely, I am agnostic. Boy #1: What does that mean? Lisa: I neither believe nor not believe. Boy #1: Why? Lisa: Cos I haven't come to a conclusion yet. Boy #1: Can we come in? Lisa: No. Boy #1: I can give you evidence that Jesus is here now. Lisa: *points at boy #2* Is that him? Boy #1: Not quite. Would you like to know how Jesus can improve your life? Lisa: No thanks. Boy #1: *puts hand on the door to stop me shutting it* Lisa: No. Boy #1: Dont you want to know how Jesus can improve your life? Lisa: No, but I can tell you how you can improve yours. Boy #2: By moving his hand off the door? Lisa: Yes. *shuts door* Belief: 0 Disbelief: 1  |
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Post by Lester Piggott on Sept 29, 2008 5:39:34 GMT -5
Boy #1: I can give you evidence that Jesus is here now. Lisa: *points at boy #2* Is that him? ;D ;D |
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Post by lisa on Sept 29, 2008 6:40:06 GMT -5
Boy #1: I can give you evidence that Jesus is here now. Lisa: *points at boy #2* Is that him? ;D ;D I couldnt resist, apparently the less awake I am the more cutting my sarcasm is.  If I had known they were en route, I would have worn a necklace with pendants made from goat skull and a child's finger and agreed to go along to their, erm, 'do'. ;D |
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Post by Lester Piggott on Sept 29, 2008 7:09:54 GMT -5
If I'm being honest it's maybe a bit of a missed opportunity. You could have countered with "Do you believe in James?" and then extholed the virtues of the music on them and how letting James into their lives would make them better!! ;D
I actually want them to come to my door now so I can do this!!
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Post by lisa on Sept 29, 2008 7:56:06 GMT -5
I only wish I'd had some kind of death-metal t shirt on, a la Children of Bodom or a James Hetfield-inspired Nosferatu one. Then said yes, I do believe in God, come on in for a cup of blood tea.  |
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Post by Johnny Yen on Sept 29, 2008 14:50:03 GMT -5
Just open the door, say "Satan is my lord and master". Wathc their faces. Always good on the local jehovahs.
I invited two Jehovahs into my moms once when visiting, just as I was leaving. They looked Stunned. So did my mom. They were there for an hour and a half. The language from my mother was beyond reason. Any way back to the thread.
Today, I hate having a rotten shitty snotty wanky cold.
I think the Band going onto my shit list today though are Scouting For Girls. Again. Turds.
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Post by folklore on Sept 29, 2008 16:07:41 GMT -5
I had a mother/daughter team at my door about 6 years ago, they asked me about my thoughts on religion... I promptly invited them in discussed openly my religious beliefs and they left about 2 hours later more confused within themselves of their belief..... Oh yeah I'm good.
I'm bored at work and I've got about four weeks before they show me the door, should I cause some sort of upheaval?
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. No piss taking please as im full of the flu and have just seen ex-spurs player score against us so feeling pretty shitty as it happens roll on December Tour.
