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Post by Tribec on Oct 10, 2008 10:03:18 GMT -5
 Here's the proof...... |
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Post by jamesreunited on Oct 10, 2008 15:02:09 GMT -5
Here's the proof...... That's actually pretty good for you |
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Post by oneofthethree on Oct 10, 2008 18:07:44 GMT -5
only about the sixth forum i've seen it on.
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Post by chris815 on Oct 10, 2008 20:24:18 GMT -5
 Different team, but what the heck... it made me smile... What will a Liverpool fan do when Liverpool win the Premiership? Turn off his playstation. |
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Post by simonutd on Oct 11, 2008 9:14:57 GMT -5
ha ha very good i will use it if you dont mind, heres some others
Ramos is talking to his head groundsman "The pitch she lookin' beautiful" he says. The groundsman replies "Thanks Mr. Ramos, it ought to, we put £70 million quid of shit on it every other week!"
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What's the difference between a triangle and tottenham?
A triangle has 3 points and tottenham only has 2!
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whats the difference between spurs and the above joke? nothing, they're both shit
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Two Jews walk into the Spurs ticket office and ask for season tickets. The woman behind the counter asks “Are you circumcised?” The Jews say “Yes, of course.” The woman says, “I’m sorry , you have to be a complete prick to be a Tottenham supporter!”
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Haringey Council have blocked Tottenhams plans to build a new ground on Northumberland Park. The Town Hall source said "We don't mind having a funfair once a year but a circus every fortnight is a bit much"
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A boy goes to social services and tells them he has nowhere to live.
“What about your parents?
“No, they beat me”, said the boy.
“What about your Grandparents?”
“They beat me harder.” said the boy.
“Well where do you want to stay then?”
“Tottenham” said the boy, “They don’t beat anyone.”
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thats all the ones i can think of that i have heard so far, lol
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Post by chris815 on Oct 20, 2008 16:19:50 GMT -5
You know the economy is bad when the FTSE 100 drops more points than Tottenham....
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Post by saulisgod on Oct 20, 2008 17:28:05 GMT -5
Them jokes are old.......The people I want rid of are levy and Comolli gooner scum!
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Post by oneofthethree on Oct 20, 2008 17:34:25 GMT -5
we just want rid of you. shouldn't you get rid of the scouser out of your avatar?
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Post by Tribec on Oct 25, 2008 17:57:01 GMT -5
Now that Ramos and his backroom staff have gone, the Spuds might win a game tomorrow against the Yonners.
However it would be funny to see them go down once more....
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Post by simonutd on Oct 26, 2008 5:01:33 GMT -5
you never know, at the begining of the season i thought spurs would do well, but hey its not my problem, heres some more spud jokes
The groundstaff at White Hart Lane have laid paper on the pitch for the
next home game. Jaunde Ramos has enquired as to why they have done so, to
which the groundsman replied, ''Because Spurs look good on
paper''
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Spurs have been forced to rename their ground "White Lane"
because their
"Hart" was surgically removed when Berbatov and Keane were sold.
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What's the difference between Bigfoot and the Spurs defence?
Bigfoot has been spotted several times.
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A little boy gets £10 for his birthday and rushes down to the sports
shop to buy the new football he has been desperate for. He gives the ball to
the shopkeeper, who says, "Sorry, son, this ball is £20. You only have
£10".
The boy says, "OK, if you blindfold me and I can guess the name of the
club
on any ball, will you give it to me for £10?" He agrees and gives the boy
an
Arsenal ball. "I can hear cannons blasting, so it's an Arsenal
ball." Next
he gives him a Millwall ball:
"I hear lions, so it's Millwall." Amazed, the shopkeeper says,
"Get this and
you can have it for nothing." The boy listens and says Spurs.
The man asks if he's heard a cockerel. "No," says the boy.
"It's going
down."
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What does THFC stand for? Tottenham Heading For the Championship
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All trains through White Hart Lane have been cancelled due to a massive
points failure.
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A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog one Sunday
afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in the
corner: "Stoke City 2, Tottenham Hotspur 1," reads the announcer.
Suddenly the Jack Russell jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not
again." The
shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when it
was announced that Tottenham lost?" "Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's
owner replies. The landlord then asks what the dog says when Tottenham win a
match, to which the man replies, "I don't know. I've only had him six months."
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What would an improved version of Spurs be called? Newcastle United.
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What do the Premier League and a cowboy have in common? They both have
spurs at their feet.
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What do a toothpick and Tottenham have in common? They both have two
points
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"I was playing Scrabble and had enough letters to make 'Tottenham
Hotspur
Football Club'. I was gutted when I found out it was only worth two
points."
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I met this really kinky girl last night. 'Humiliate me,' she said
... So
I bought her a Tottenham shirt
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