"Sainsburys: There's always gay couples hanging around by the stir-fry veg." "Come on Santa, break me in two" "You know me, I'm a prozzie for a tattoed neck"
Post by oneofthethree on Mar 24, 2009 2:52:24 GMT -5
The next one will be "how to sneak a gun past security at Wembley Stadium"
Bang go some trumpets Mangos are shite
"Tim and Larry could come round to your house and play a full set in your living room, and some of you would still not be happy because Larry didn't put the lid down when he had finished his piss! "
